You Want My Advice?

You want my advice? Here's my advice: Never take anyone's advice. Are you listening to me? I hope not because then you would be taking my advice. I hope you are completely disregarding the suggestion I made above. Did you ignore my advice? You did? Good, you did not take my advice. The only irony here is that by not taking my advice, you actually did take my advice because my advice was that you should not take my advice so shame on you for taking my advice when clearly my advice was to not take my advice. Comprende?