Wow, I can't believe it, my very own blog. Never did I imagine that one day I would become a true blue blogmeister. To wield this much power is both a great honor and a deeply humbling experience. To think that I, Joe Soko, a mere mortal, will be entrusted to shape public opinion via my blog entries is quite an astounding feat. But, rest assured, I will not let all this power go to my head. I will not acquire a huge ego as I dish out my knowledge and insights to you, the mere common folks. No, I, Joe Soko, Master of the World, will not let any of this awesomeness in any way give me a superiority complex. I promise you that I, Joe Soko, Emperor of the Sun, will still be able to relate to all the little people. Yes, I assure you, that I, Joe Soko, Ruler of the Universe, will not let my new blog site turn me into some kind of demented egomaniac.
So sit back and enjoy as you have your mind opened, your thoughts broadened, your sense of reality shattered and your bank account emptied. What you will experience with these blog entries are journeys into worlds previously unknown and voyages into the inner sanctum of your sacred subconsciousness. In fact, now you are getting sleepy, very sleepy.... when I count to three you will wake from your meditative state and leave all your earthly possessions to me. One... two... three!
Alright, I just scored a drawer full of mismatched socks, an old skateboard and the entire Jackson Five collection on three cassette tapes. Yes!
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